1. (Source: lesumirecastles, via swolizard)


  2. facts-i-just-made-up:




    These pics were taken one second apart

    Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

    That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

    Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

    Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

    how would his writing be based on an event that killed him? care to explain, liar???

    Firstly, how dare you call me, a fact blog, a liar? Fact blogs on tumblr have been an institution of truth since 1908.

    And I’d be happy to explain- Lewis Carroll often worked as a ghostwriter. Duh…

    (Source: panerasexual, via beast-mode-con-man)



  4. repeals:


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  5. Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.


  6. officialfrenchtoast:



    they have phones too

    (via cooper-pooper)


  7. jayrajsinh:

    Reduce, Reuse, Recycle;

    it’s our Planet to share,

    grow and nurture for our future.

    Happy Earth Day!

    Respect to Mother Nature and ALL beings.

    (via setbabiesonfire)


  8. jennstarkid:




    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education


    what the frick


    (via pizza)


  9. thenewclass1c:




    This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

    i like his new wand 

    Ohh my 😳😳😳


    (Source: hombresdesnudo2, via beast-mode-con-man)


  10. gambler-x:


    I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

    Mr. Disney


    (Source: ifyoucandream-it, via pizza)


  11. (Source: arachnephoto, via c1tylight5)



  13. List of Harry Potter Spells

    1. Accio: Brings an object to you
    2. Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
    3. Alohomora: Opens locks
    4. Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
    5. Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
    6. Avifors: Turns things into birds
    7. Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
    8. Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
    9. Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
    10. Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
    11. Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
    12. Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
    13. Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
    14. Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
    15. Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
    16. Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
    17. Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
    18. Duro: Turns an item to stone.
    19. Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
    20. Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
    21. Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
    22. Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
    23. Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
    24. Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
    25. Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
    26. Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
    27. Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
    28. Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
    29. Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
    30. Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
    31. Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
    32. Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
    33. Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
    34. Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
    35. Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
    36. Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
    37. Impervius: Repels water from a surface
    38. Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
    39. Incendio: Lights a fire
    40. Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
    41. Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
    42. Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
    43. Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
    44. Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
    45. Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
    46. Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
    47. Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
    48. Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
    49. Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
    50. Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
    51. Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
    52. Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
    53. Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
    54. Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
    55. Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
    56. Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
    57. Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
    58. Reducio: Shrinks an item
    59. Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
    60. Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
    61. Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
    62. Reparo: Repairs broken items
    63. Repello: Repels something
    64. Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
    65. Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
    66. Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
    67. Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
    68. Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
    69. Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
    70. Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
    71. Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
    72. Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
    73. Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
    74. Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
    75. Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
    76. Tergeo: Scours something clean
    77. Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
    78. Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate

  14. cute names to call your partner this easter


    • bunny
    • spring
    • april
    • duckie
    • jelly bean
    • peep
    • chocolate
    • hot cross buns
    • jesus
    • crucifixion
    • gregorian chant
    • vernal equinox
    • the rebirth of our lord and savior

    (via bachtothefugue)


  15. typhonatemybaby:


    Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

    OH GOD

    i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

    (via thefattestkidatcamp)